Life in Camp Shady Fuckers

[unbrokenoath]

WHO: Everyone living in or visiting the Warden camp
WHAT: Just some low-key action-spammy stuff for a bunch of sketchy losers who got tossed into the camp for sketchy losers. And the people who come to hang out because sketchy losers are the coolest losers.
WHEN: Vaguely stretching around Cloudreach?? Nothing is set in stone, time is an illusion
WHERE: Camp Shady Fuckers The Warden camp
NOTES: Just throw whatever warnings necessary in the heads of your threads

Just throw opens or whatever up this is a low-key general mingly kinda thing for hanging out and shouting at each other. Feel free to interrupt other threads or whatever and idk man this is basically like a network post but in real life.

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LOUNGING AROUND SOMEWHERE OR CUTTING FIREWOOD IDK

[failedfirst]

[Velanna has a lot of regrets. However she doesn't start listing them off, instead she gives Alistair a cool look.]

This conversation.

[byblow]

Really? [ Wood. He's chopping wood. He takes a swing, unfazed; people being annoyed and exhausted by his existence is nothing new. ] But I know you've seen a broodmother. This can't be worse than that.

[failedfirst]

Maybe not worse, but I do not regret seeing a broodmother. It is inspiration for me to not become what I saw.

[byblow]

Someone could have described one for you instead. That would do the trick for me.

[failedfirst]

[She makes a dismissive gesture with her hand.]

I would not have believed it if someone described that to me.

[byblow]

Then maybe your biggest regret should be not being more credulous.

[failedfirst]

[she gives him a bit of a Look.]

You just don't want me to consider speaking with you my biggest regret.

[byblow]

What? No. I'm not even slightly offended by being the worst thing you can think of. You're the tenth person to tell me so this week.

[failedfirst]

I did not say you were the worst thing I could think of. Simply this conversation. [Any given day she's still probably the worst thing she can think of.]

[byblow]

Riiight. We can have a different one, then. What's your favorite color?

[ Light! Cheery! Maybe that's her thing. ]

[failedfirst]

[It's not. However that gets a sigh, and an answer.]

Green.

[byblow]

Green like... a forest? [ He pauses wood-chopping to give her the full raised-eyebrow treatments. ] Bold choice.

[failedfirst]

[she frowns at him, failing to get his point.]

Why is that such a bold choice? It is a common color.

[byblow]

Because I'm trying to make a conversation about colors interesting and it's the best I can do. [ To be honest. Alternatively, to be committed: ] And it's like you're fully embracing the Dalish thing, I guess.