Let No Soul Hunger For Justice: Nothing But The Truth

[justice_is_blond]

WHO: Adelaide, Alistair, Anders, Bethany, Nathaniel, Varric, Vasran, Velanna
WHAT: The Second Ritual
WHEN: 10th of Bloomingtide (May 10th)
WHERE: half an hour outside of Skyhold
NOTES: Plotting post.

They've kept to the same clearing as the last, because the location's good. Far enough away that no one could stumble upon them by accident, near enough in case something went seriously wrong, it works.

He has scarcely more hope this time than he did the last, but at least there's no singing involved. This can't go as strangely. In theory.

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[unbrokenoath]

I can make you a corpse!!!

[ Kaisa offers, having apparated out of the fucking air at the prospect of giving people dead animals (or dead people) as a sign of fondness. ]

[justice_is_blond]

There's an exceedingly long line to make me a corpse. And since most of them are assholes I'm fairly well determined to make sure I leave nothing when I die, whether that means I need to make sure I'm consumed by some animal or go up in flames, I've not yet figured out.

[He blinks, catches up to his bitter words, and shakes his head.]

Wait. Surely you don't mean going out and killing someone for me?

[unbrokenoath]

Well, no one will care if I kill a Venatori, right? I could kill, like, ten of them, and lay them out and let Justice pick his favorite.

[ She doesn't bother to comment on his weird rambling about being eaten by animals. It obviously didn't apply here. ]

Does he like redheads? Blonds?

[justice_is_blond]

It's not a bad idea. But don't ask what he wants, because he gets angry any time there's any possible implication he has desires. We both know he's corrupted and something's wrong, but Maker forbid we hint at--shit.

[Maker forbid indeed. He can feel Justice's fury.]

Corpse. Doesn't matter. Except tall, because he likes wielding swords.

[unbrokenoath]

You know, it sounds like Justice needs a little counseling about it being okay to desire things. Him and half of Skyhold, really. Or a mind-blowing orgasm, but I'm assuming Nathaniel gives those to you.

[ Pause. ]

Maybe you could let him out and he can have a mind-blowing orgasm while he's actively feeling it?

[ Another pause. ]

I'll look for a big muscly type guy. Maybe one of those brute fellows with the big axes? But I can get him a big sword.

[justice_is_blond]

Justice would murder Nate as he gives me it.

[There's absolute certainty in his voice.]

That is absolutely not an option because if Nate dies I want to die, and Justice won't allow that. And that's more than I wanted to say.

[He takes a breath.]

Big, muscly, brute of a guy sounds exactly like what he'd want if he decides to be willing to try it.