[open] together we can see what we will find
WHO: Cade, his smarmy brother Callum, you!!
WHAT: Cade's life has been turned inside out and upside down. His brother has chosen a terrible time to visit, but has resolved to make the most of it. Come be part of the trainwreck.
WHEN: late Solace
WHERE: mostly around Lowtown
NOTES: There's gonna be a lot of drunken debauchery, and both brothers are going to do things likely both stupid and offensive, so if that's not your bag then you might want to steer clear.
WHAT: Cade's life has been turned inside out and upside down. His brother has chosen a terrible time to visit, but has resolved to make the most of it. Come be part of the trainwreck.
WHEN: late Solace
WHERE: mostly around Lowtown
NOTES: There's gonna be a lot of drunken debauchery, and both brothers are going to do things likely both stupid and offensive, so if that's not your bag then you might want to steer clear.
It all began when a blond man strode into the barracks in the Gallows, whistling to himself as he perused the numbers on the doors and finally knocked on one. There, Simon was treated to the sight of someone very familiar and yet not: he resembled Cade, but taller, healthier, and significantly more charming. His name was Callum, and he had come to find his little brother, whom he knew to have just returned to Kirkwall.
Thus they went from the Gallows to Lowtown, where the little brother in question was found in the inn where he'd begun to take up residence not a full day previous. An exceedingly awkward greeting was had, a brotherly razzing that might have been less menacing if they had seen each other at any point over the last twenty-seven years, and the decision to celebrate Callum's visit with a night on the town.
Cade, being who he is, was unable to say no-- and, in his current state, thought a sustained poisoning via alcohol might just be what the doctor ordered.
And the rest... is not yet history, but it's about to be.
I. The First Night
The brothers Harimann and Simon have begun their night of carousing with a visit to the Hanged Man, where Callum diligently ensures that no one wants for a drink or a laugh. They're at a table towards the front, the older brother chatting effusively to Simon and the younger staring into his mug. Callum is quick enough to smile and greet anyone who should come their way, with an offer to join them.
Anyone remaining in the tavern long enough to see them leave might note that Cade can barely stand on his own, but at least it can be inferred that he gets home safely.
II. The Second Night
a. Back in the Hanged Man for another session, tonight is all about catching up. Callum, however, quickly grows bored with Cade's reticence and total unwillingness to pick up girls, and not-so-subtly ditches him at their table in favor of chatting up any locals pretty enough to catch his eye.
b. This ultimately resolves in Callum disappearing into one of the upstairs room with a few ladies, where he remains indefinitely. Cade remains at their table, idly spinning a coin with his head resting on his hand. Either he has total faith that his brother is coming back, or he's too drunk to stand.
III. The Third Night
It starts the same as the others, then Callum starts talking some shit. Any Fereldans in the pub are the subject of his mockery, and it isn't long before things escalate. [I would like this to be one thread, even if multiple people join!]
IV. The Following Morning
A badly-bruised and aching Cade awakens in a cell with no sign of Callum or memory of how he got there. He is, at least, relieved to find that this is not the dungeon of the Gallows, but the drunk tank of the City Guard.
a. Perhaps someone comes to collect him and pay his bail, either in a timely fashion or ...not. [one thread only please, first come first serve]
b. The rest of the day is spent nursing a hangover and trying to come to terms with what's been going on. Callum is nowhere to be found, which is cause for some concern.
V. Special prompts
If you'd like a character-specific scene that isn't covered above, hit me up!
II, b
This evening, Kit's been sitting at a corner table playing cards with a few of the tavern's usual suspects, but he's been keeping an eye on the shenanigans on the other side of the room, too. He'd witnessed the tail end of yesterday's misadventure and had noted with private concern how unsteady the grave-looking blonde guy had been when he'd been ushered out by his fellows. Now that one of his company has gone upstairs, and ostensibly won't be back for quite some time, Kit decides to intervene.
He waits until he's finished up his latest round of cards, says his goodbyes to the other guys at his table, then picks up his drink. Walking over to stranger's table, he pauses next to him and tries to catch his eye, greeting him with a friendly, open smile. "Hey, salroka--mind if I sit?"
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He sets his drink down on the table and pulls out one of the chairs to sit, then fishes out his deck of cards again. He shuffles them in plain sight of Cade. "You play?" he asks, raising his eyebrows. In what he hopes will be a hook to get the guy to perk up a little, he does a fancy card trick between two fingers, turning what looks like one card into three.
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When he's addressed, Cade looks up again, eyes focusing on the cards and then Kit's face. He shakes his head solemnly, with a look of genuine regret that he doesn't know how.
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He shuffles the deck again and gets comfortable. "I'll teach you," he says, seeming content enough to do all the talking for the next little while. "We can start with something easy. You heard of spades before?" Regardless of Cade's answer, he spells out the rules, pretty straight forward.
"So, what do you say?" he asks afterwards, smiling a little. "Want to play?"
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skipping order so poor Cade doesn't have to sit there in agony too long :(
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iv, a
This isn't entirely deliberate. Wren has resources to draw upon, but converting them into cash takes time and a degree of maneuvering. It wouldn't do to use the Inquisition's reserves for this.
The pad of heavy steps precedes her, hands folded behind her back as the guardsman rattles the door open. There's no uniform now, save the dark circles beneath her eyes.
"Harriman," Evenly, though she doesn't precisely bother to lower her volume — "It's time to go."
Cade always looks like shit, but this is a different breed to that she's come to expect. She'd never really thought to see the man hungover; it's not an improvement.
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For a moment Cade hesitates, deliberating over whether it's safer to go with her or to just stay here where she can't reach him. But he recognizes that the longer he dallies, the more time Wren will have to loudly discuss what a failure he is, so he slowly and achingly slinks to his feet.
He proceeds to stare at them as he comes to the door and is released. The floor looks nice today, though it might be nicer if he didn't want to vomit all over it.
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Wren ignores him, and the others at they pass: Men and women, mostly human, wearing expressions of sorrow, and nausea, and anger — and almost uniformly, boredom.
Her pace is slow and steady. She doesn't look back to watch him, but pauses if his steps falter. It's not until they're outside, in the piercing summer sunlight, that she turns to ask,
"Are you alright?"
Her eyes linger.
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With his eyes squinted shut, he nods yes to Wren. Yeah, never better.
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Cade's going to have to open his eyes at some point. Better to have the story before that particular ordeal; it’s going to take more concentration than she expects he can spare to multitasking.
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At the very least it's he who's covered in bruises, not whatever unsuspecting elf or mage he beat up. In fact, he realizes, he doesn't actually know who he beat up, or who beat him up-- at least his own knuckles are split, which means he didn't just lie down and take it. Combine his usual nonsense with being drunk, and... well, the whole thing's a blur.
"Callum was baiting the Fereldans," he mumbles, with a dismissive shrug. She can probably guess what happened from there, and know well enough not to expect a much clearer story from him.
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and then i took out the chancy line but forgot to take out this header whoop
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II
For once.
He turns his back to Cade and sips his drink privately, reading over a few notes he'd made earlier.
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Callum, however, is not so savvy, and in one of his glances about the room for new meat, he catches sight of longish, sandy hair.
"Got a nice arse on that one," he cheerily points out.
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"Thank you. I'm rather fond of it myself." He isn't the least bit interested, but it could be fun to flirt a little, he thinks. And then he realizes where the server is. Right next to Cade. He may have just flirted with a Templar. That is not a pleasant thought.
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"Oh." Callum gives a small start when he sees that the person he addressed is not in fact female, and even looks a little annoyed by it. He looks Anders up and down with an expression that fights between a placating smile and a sneer, clearly wishing to extricate himself from the situation as quickly as possible. "Yeah, uh... good."
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Anders' own expression turns very, very smug as he's looked over. "What, intimidated by another man being pretty? Or are you embarrassed? You don't have to be either. My ass is rather fantastic; it's simply a fact. Did you want to turn around for an assessment of yours?" The answer is likely to be no, and Anders is more than ready to be amused by that.
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"None of that, mate," Callum replies, somewhat more amiably but still guarded, "you're not my type." You don't grow up wealthy with an entourage of fuckboys without seeing some of them lean toward a certain persuasion, but that doesn't make him any more comfortable with it in his personal space.
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Right?
As Callum plies Cade with another mug of ale, Simon begins to wonder. He nudges Cade discreetly under the table while Callum is distracted by a barmaid.
"Maybe hold off on finishing that until you've had some water," he murmurs.
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He still hates it, of course. Ale tastes terrible and there's nothing he can do about that. But it's providing him with a blessed confusion, oblivion, and that's a feeling he's happy to chase. He takes another gulp, making a face after.
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"It'll make it hurt less in the morning. And it's going to hurt, trust me." Belatedly, he remembers who he's talking to, and realizes that perhaps that's not the deterrent it might otherwise be. He sighs.
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"I haven't seen him for twenny..." Cade has to think about it, staring at the table, "...twenny... seven years." He stares hard, despondently, at the back of his brother's head, "an' even he doesn't give a shit."
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He gets the resentment. He's long since forgotten what his own brother's face looks like, but one might have thought this would be a more joyful reunion, as long as Callum was here. It doesn't seem to be much of one at all. He's got to raise his eyebrows at anything that drives Cade to actual profanity, but the sentiment itself is one he can't fault.
"I don't think that's on you, mate," he says. "He might as well be a stranger. S'just the lot of a templar, really. They take everything you've got and they don't replace it once you've gone."
Where that sudden bitterness came from, he doesn't even know. He looks honestly surprised at himself.
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III
It isn't until his conversation is wrapping up and his contact is preparing to leave that whatever is happening over on Cade and Callum's side of the tavern gets noisy enough to get his attention—and he hadn't seen Cade at all, until now, so instead of heading straight for the door he wanders over, warily curious.
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Cade notices Alistair right around when Alistair does him, and he looks helplessly from the arguing inebriates to his friend. In over my head, please advise.