"I think he would say the chest hair intimidates people," Merrill laughs. In reality it's probably his crossbow and his ties to just about every criminal organization that's ever touched Kirkwall, but the chest hair is quite something.

Still, he's going to take her up on it and Merrill beams. "Well, then you'd better go and rest! You have to heal up." Otherwise she's going to try out healing vagina and no one wants that. In the meantime, though, she'll happily bounce up to kiss Asher on the cheek.

"Thank you again. Really."