"Why, Adelaide," Benevenuta says, lifting her hands as if to clutch at some invisible pearls of her own, "I could not have imagined you would say such unkind things about poor Knight-Commander Norrington. For shame!"

And then, with a sigh, "But to speak of things you can't imagine, what I'd have done with that man..."

...are in the top ten reasons Dorian is glad to have seen the back of Stannis Baratheon.