"Could've been worse. You could've gotten beaned by the Goblin King. How would you have explained that one? ...Though that one might seem way more normal to them, considering, y'know, the high fantasy Dungeons and literal fucking Dragons going on here." He leans back, looking smug. "As for the Ruby Lucas touch, I think that kinda depends on what that touch entails." church no

Hey, come on, laughter's good medicine, right? Like...for head injuries. Sure. He really does miss having a helmet and a fully functional HUD. And a bullhorn option. But he's also pretty sure people wouldn't appreciate him announcing he's the voice of god, so.

"Psh, please, you're talking to a primo UNSC soldier. Fought some badass fucked up space marines." Technically true... "Fought some aliens." Also, technically, true-ish... "Saving humanity, one battle at a time." Okay now that's just stretching everything to a breaking point.