"...hey," she says, and she would be startled except that on the list of "weird shit that has happened to Cosima in the last 15 minutes," this doesn't even break the top five.

"Uh, no, I decided against a minor in LARP studies." It's not a joke she expects him to get. She's just frustrated. "Dude, is that an actual crossbow?" she adds, half incredulous to find he wasn't kidding when she registers it.