"Y'know what? Now's actually the perfect time to admit that. Means I get to play protector for a while so the big guns can take out tall dark and electrifying." Means he gets to look moderately good to a new person!!! "So. Um. So this isn't a good time for small-talk, but whatever, what's weird about your world? You know LARPing and D&D, so I have to assume you're at least from a world I'm familiar with. I was talking Bowie and vinyl with someone else. She's kind of a fairytale character, though. So I have to assume your world's got a weird twist in it, too."

Church is the best welcome party, what are you talking about.