"To relax? Besides drinking and chilling on a beach somewhere?" They don't have tv here. No movies. Do...do they have popcorn? Can he invent popcorn. There're card games, there are always cards. No casinos but like...gambling is a thing. She might get too competitive about it.
"Massages. Curling up with a good book and a good drink and a good blanket and no interruptions. Pampering. Sex. Great food, I mean like five star meal even if it's expensive. Going out on the town with friends. You don't know what it even means to relax, do you? Because I would definitely recommend a massage and sex, preferably from the same person, work out any sore and kinky muscles."
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"Massages. Curling up with a good book and a good drink and a good blanket and no interruptions. Pampering. Sex. Great food, I mean like five star meal even if it's expensive. Going out on the town with friends. You don't know what it even means to relax, do you? Because I would definitely recommend a massage and sex, preferably from the same person, work out any sore and kinky muscles."