"You know I thought I'd had some bad mushrooms with dinner when we ran into him last or was, perhaps, drunk. Actually I think I was a little drunk. Being sober does not make this better." Leliana is dying and he has to talk to this singing, rhyming tree.
Why is this his life? Why of all the strangeness must this be the one that returns? Why not the naked Lady of the Forest? At least there would be a lovely chest to stare at while sorting out where the herbs they needed could be found. "Something that reacts poorly to magic. Attempts to heal her only cause harm."
To Christine: "Seriously. It will not hurt us as long as we remain nice and civil. Aggression will likely end with the rest of the local sylvans attempting to kill us and I do not have so much Antivan Fire on me to burn them all."
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Why is this his life? Why of all the strangeness must this be the one that returns? Why not the naked Lady of the Forest? At least there would be a lovely chest to stare at while sorting out where the herbs they needed could be found. "Something that reacts poorly to magic. Attempts to heal her only cause harm."
To Christine: "Seriously. It will not hurt us as long as we remain nice and civil. Aggression will likely end with the rest of the local sylvans attempting to kill us and I do not have so much Antivan Fire on me to burn them all."