Ruby's laugh is far too pleased. She is the queen of puns. The big cheese, even.

"Please. I'm an opportunist, not a sadist."

She nods, before drawing a cross over her heart. "Hope to die. If I'd had this set up in advance I would have thought of a way to make a pun out of gorgonzola. Also, you are the one that mentioned cheese first, not me. This is all your fault."