"As a grown man, I think I can safely say that pretending to be dull and pretending to care about meaningless things is a waste of time." Church you're like 8 with a bunch of false memories, don't even. "Care a whole lot about the things that matter to you, and don't waste life on anything else that you don't absolutely have to. Cuz those things you care about might not always be there."

Whoops. That got Real for a second. Calm down and get back to the silly happy. Time for a smile! "So what you're saying is, I should totally be extremely offensive and a big giant asshole buffoon around the Orlesians while you walk by and take note of all the stupid shit they say and do to use as blackmail later. For the Inquisition, of course." Of course. "Can we do that? I mean, so long as I don't start a lynch mob and die."