Oh what a temptation to transform herself into a swarm and have one stinging thing fly right into his ear then clear through the other side. Growth then, that she does not. That she rolls her eyes and doesn't even hit him with her sewing but it's only held together with pins not stitches at this point so she'd undo her hard work. (Alistair did you go through such an awful growth spurt, did you wear your clothes out at the elbows and the knees constantly, but that seems too raw to ask him, knowing what she does so she won't.)

"I can change that. What would you prefer - boils or warts?" You'll be a toad too but you should have options, at least, so as to not be entirely without a heart.

Morrigan doesn't mean to laugh but it just sort of happens. The ridiculousness of it all catches up with her and she looks honestly startled for a moment, cross for two more, before it takes over and she just laughs. Quiet, because it's Morrigan. No one is going to believe you Alistair. "Your mind has gone to rot, all this saccharine nonsense - what little girl put that in your head?"