"Oh Jesus," she says with a startled laugh, "I don't... It's not really the kind of thing I'd expect anyone to be good at hearing. It's more that, like, you brought up an observation about what I'm eating and somehow I'm making it all about... Everyone's got their own shit, you know?"

Okay, maybe not shit where someone secretly patented their biology. Or where they fell through a Rift into another world. But the point holds.