Hey, everybody! Just gonna get some apologies out right here at the beginning.
Because after all these undead rising and whatnot, it's probably going to be pretty alarming if anybody turns around right now and sees one of their own allies, pale-faced and covered in blood almost head to toe, charging toward them with an awkward, half-limping gait but still somehow moving faster than the human body should be able to run!
Like some horrifying Ringu monster or something, Avery draws up on Merrill lightning-quick, stopping only inches from her. She looks at her for a second in silence... then turns her grim gaze toward the golem. "Andraste's tits, what am I doing?" she sticks around just long enough to mutter, then dashes off again, not wanting to waste this trippy Haste effect Adelaide has given her on something silly like thinking about how fucking mad this is.
And at the speed and insanity level she's currently operating on, when Avery grabs one of the heavy chains hanging from the ceiling and uses a bench and an undead Venatori as stepping stools, she manages to leap and swing right over the wall of flames, slamming ungracefully into one of many shoulders on the disgusting creature inside (the golem obviously, not Teren). Fortunately, her reflexes right now are literally the quickest they've ever been in her life, so Avery manages to not only find purchase, but actually wrap the chain around whatever weird, awful part of this thing passes for its throat and yank back with all of her might, hoping to seal that bad boy right up and avoid any more acid sprays. Then she starts looking around for any more chains in reach, to try to tie and tangle around the golem's various limbs as well when it inevitably attempts to dislodge her.
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Because after all these undead rising and whatnot, it's probably going to be pretty alarming if anybody turns around right now and sees one of their own allies, pale-faced and covered in blood almost head to toe, charging toward them with an awkward, half-limping gait but still somehow moving faster than the human body should be able to run!
Like some horrifying Ringu monster or something, Avery draws up on Merrill lightning-quick, stopping only inches from her. She looks at her for a second in silence... then turns her grim gaze toward the golem. "Andraste's tits, what am I doing?" she sticks around just long enough to mutter, then dashes off again, not wanting to waste this trippy Haste effect Adelaide has given her on something silly like thinking about how fucking mad this is.
And at the speed and insanity level she's currently operating on, when Avery grabs one of the heavy chains hanging from the ceiling and uses a bench and an undead Venatori as stepping stools, she manages to leap and swing right over the wall of flames, slamming ungracefully into one of many shoulders on the disgusting creature inside (the golem obviously, not Teren). Fortunately, her reflexes right now are literally the quickest they've ever been in her life, so Avery manages to not only find purchase, but actually wrap the chain around whatever weird, awful part of this thing passes for its throat and yank back with all of her might, hoping to seal that bad boy right up and avoid any more acid sprays. Then she starts looking around for any more chains in reach, to try to tie and tangle around the golem's various limbs as well when it inevitably attempts to dislodge her.
"That's right, you bastard! Choke on it!"