"Uhhhh. Wow. That...might be a list." Especially since he doesn't tend to talk about the crazier portions of his life. Because those usually sound demonic and will get him killed by natives. Kirk's a rifter, though, and one from Space The Final Frontier. He might get it. Still, he's not exactly gonna talk loudly about it. (For once.)

"I wanna say dying was the craziest, but it honestly isn't. Time travel? Maybe time travel, that was pretty crazy, and meeting a shitload of copies of myself. There was the comm-jumping, brain-taking-over angry AI. There was fighting a bunch of copies of an asshole super soldier. Tracking down another super soldier, with another super soldier, because of the possibility of finding yet another super soldier alive who I thought was dead. There was the alien baby, but that one wasn't me, so that one doesn't count. I could go on, man."