You know what, Yngvi will help. He will bark back. He is bigger than you small pretender, and he will also growl because that's how you do the top dog thing, Asher used to do it with Bronson all the time. Only this little shit would probably bite him if he tried to wrestle it so he just keeps growling then remembers that Christine is probably going to expect an answer.
One last bark. Yeah, who is the big dog now furbag, it is Yngvi Congealedinagutterson you overgrown pair of ears.
"Nah, not a demon, doesn't have the mind for a demon. Now a cat maybe, I've met some cats in my day growing up but that? Good boot up the arse and I reckon it'd show you his belly but a cat would eat your foot for trying it." Look you wouldn't believe the ferals in Darktown, the size of the things that survived being eaten because let's face it, doglords have no respect, no respect at all. "Does it have a name, this...look I think every nug but Stroganugg was bigger than your walking fluff propped up on legs."
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One last bark. Yeah, who is the big dog now furbag, it is Yngvi Congealedinagutterson you overgrown pair of ears.
"Nah, not a demon, doesn't have the mind for a demon. Now a cat maybe, I've met some cats in my day growing up but that? Good boot up the arse and I reckon it'd show you his belly but a cat would eat your foot for trying it." Look you wouldn't believe the ferals in Darktown, the size of the things that survived being eaten because let's face it, doglords have no respect, no respect at all. "Does it have a name, this...look I think every nug but Stroganugg was bigger than your walking fluff propped up on legs."