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Yngvi Congealedinagutterson ([personal profile] inagutterson) wrote in [community profile] faderift 2016-10-10 10:33 pm (UTC)

training yard;

"Oi!"

(Can you hear the 'mate' that just sort of gets tacked on at the end, like punctuation, bit like a glottal stop, just sort of happens really.)

What the stranger is doing is fancy, no doubt about it but look what he's using. Shocking. This will not stand. Do you know what you could do with those potatoes? They were begging to be chips and Yngvi Congealedinagutterson has something to say about this from where he's sitting, explaining to four nugs (his regular entourage now the other sixteen have buggered off to better and less exciting lives, only Rump Roast, Nug Wellington, Stroganugg and Truffles remain, and the latter is a gift he's just training up a bit to be worthy of their future station) the finer points of traps as he watches a potato get assassinated.

"That is an outrageous waste of a good potato!"

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