"You can't eat pufferfish." Actually no, let her pause to think about it. "You can. If you have a very good chef, very skilled, knows what they're doing. Slice and dice wrong and you've served up a plate of poison. Everything else would be fine but if they had those then no, I wouldn't trust anyone here to know what they're doing with it."

(Simpsons did it, Simpsons did it.)

"Maybe some of us should see about liberating the fish. I already helped with the tiny cakes but this is of course a cause far more dear to my heart."