"I didn't just say mountains, I said the mountains. I was born up here, I know flying off into the sky is a load of shite they make up because the ones ruling down there are wankers. Don't want folk knowing that hey, it's pretty good up there, maybe we should get away from all the lava and the darkspawn." Do you hear the bunch of tits? He hopes Bhelen does. King tit. That's what he is. Go fuck yourself and the bronto you rode in on and jam that sideways up your arse for good measure.

"Anyway. The mountains. The Frostbacks. They've got bear-men up in places there. Not like the stories the doglords like to tell about werewolves but I mean they've got proper bear-men. Got the skins from them to prove it and all."