"I'll definitely be honest. I've been imbibing some. Not enough to be drunk, I don't think. Maybe tipsy? Maybe I'm at that fun tipsy point people like getting to but always end up overshooting. Or maybe I'm drunk, when I start not understanding words in your sentences. Sirens and mars...maras--Mars Volta." Church. Okay, he might be deliberately fucking around on that one, because...

No, the sad part is this isn't him drunk, or maybe that's the good part, the happy part? Tipsy might still be on the table, though.