Church leans against her, actually giggling at the stupid hilarious joke. "I don't--" Hold on, let him breathe through it. "I don't think I wanna be close enough to a dragon's dick to get that kind of blast, thanks!" Aaand now he misses Donut. God damn it. "Dude, qunari are big enough and visually scary enough that if they decided to turn dragon jizz into booze, I'd totally believe they could do it. But holy shit, you could market that stuff as an aphrodisiac, how many people would buy it to get that oomph in bed?"
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