"Alas and alack! The lady's words wound me so." Church you have never acted in a Shakespearean play. Don't do this. "Oh, swoon! Fetch the smelling salts!" He spins ever so dramatically, and he doesn't drop her. Technically speaking. He'll take the fall for her, falling backwards as if mortally wounded, right into the bank, laughing all the way. And taking Christine with him.