"It is true enough that not everyone likes when someone plays Socrates, I suppose." Every version of why gets old after a while. Waver paused, then placed his cup down on the ground. This was enough alcohol for now.

"But the need for literal strength here too is something that I genuinely don't know where to start with." He was, after all, a noodle with zero skills in the realm of exercising. "Unless you think I can walk without being armed."