"Blueberry vodka! Oh, oh, whipped cream vodka, that shit's wild. Does...does elfroot have a flavor? Would elfroot vodka work?" Do we even want people possibly getting high and/or possibly getting healed while drinking vodka?
He stares at Jamie for a few seconds in almost-horror. "Dude! Blooming onions? Are a gift to humanity. You take an onion, and you cut it so that the layers fall open, kinda like petals of a flower." Let him show you his hands to demonstrate said blooming action. "Then you cover it in a batter, like, flour or something? And then deep fry that sucker and enjoy with a dipping sauce. Easy breezy beautiful. All we really need for a fryer is just a big pot over a fire with oil and fashion some kind of basket or bucket to pull it up out. I mean, kind of still needs some kind of temperature gauge, too, but I feel like that's more wing-able than with something as delicate as drinkable booze that won't make you blind."
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He stares at Jamie for a few seconds in almost-horror. "Dude! Blooming onions? Are a gift to humanity. You take an onion, and you cut it so that the layers fall open, kinda like petals of a flower." Let him show you his hands to demonstrate said blooming action. "Then you cover it in a batter, like, flour or something? And then deep fry that sucker and enjoy with a dipping sauce. Easy breezy beautiful. All we really need for a fryer is just a big pot over a fire with oil and fashion some kind of basket or bucket to pull it up out. I mean, kind of still needs some kind of temperature gauge, too, but I feel like that's more wing-able than with something as delicate as drinkable booze that won't make you blind."