"The great thing about frying is that you can fry anything and it'll still come out good." Do not ask the man who has never actually eaten modern food how he knows this. But he knows it with all his heart. "Cheese. These guys dig their cheeses. We can try mozzarella sticks. And I think it's called tempura when you do it with like just about any vegetable? Someone needs to invent a twinkie so we can deep fat fry that shit and have Skyhold state fair! State fair with booze."