"We could get someone to invent Oreos while we're at it." For Jamie's benefit: "It's two chocolate cookies - um, sweet biscuits? - and you have this creamy filling in the middle. They're amazing. And sometimes people fry them."

Presumably in order to make them even more amazing.

"I feel like we're going to get the hang of fried foods before vodka, so we might as well lean into it."