inagutterson: (Gotta face the facts)
Yngvi Congealedinagutterson ([personal profile] inagutterson) wrote in [community profile] faderift 2017-02-05 11:26 pm (UTC)

The dwarf form of herpes.

Technically, since he has all his limbs still attached to him and not tied to anything or snared by something, can you really say he's trapped? He could make a valiant attempt. Yngvi would applaud. Raise a toast in the tavern. It would be lies and bullshit, but with just enough truth for people to recognise the person being toasted.

"S'pose the pain is dull if you've floated so far away you can't feel your arse anymore. I knew someone who lost half their arse once. Sat on a trap, had to come up with some pretty unique solutions to that one." He replies with a grin before he sidles over to get a good look at the patient although he's still used to Asher who was, as you know, blood explosions everywhere and a limb hanging on by a thread until his blood got punched back in. "What happened to you then? Was it scandalous? Someone slip something in the lyrium rations? Feisty mage greasetrap the floor and send you skidding in your skirts?"

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