"I've seen skirts." He feels the need to point that out because he has seen skirts, he's at the perfect height to see skirts, trip over skirts, get swept along in the wake of particularly ridiculous skirts because what are some fashion trends, Orlais please how do you sit down? "I've seen Templars in the whole thing, how is that not a skirt? It does everything that a skirt does. It's a skirt."

Maybe incredibly, or maybe not, this is Yngvi after all, he winces. "How much of it?" He does keep most of the horror out of his voice when his eyes go wide because morbidly curious sounds better than slightly terrified.