That's not ominous at all. Yngvi rolls out, literally, and there's sort of silence in his wake for a bit for several long minutes. Healers, birds, the fire always burning by the healers, then rustling as he reappears because he's herpes Cade, he is the worst form of herpes because he speaks.
But he does not have leeches.
He has a nug.
"Stroganugg, Cade. Cade, Stroganugg. And look. If the leg is still there? It's not coming off now because let's look at the facts of how stretched Skyhold actually is because Skyhold is pretty stretched, says the person from Kirkwall that lived in Darktown and Lowtown when the refugees came flooding in. Nothing smells. You're not delusional. If they thought it needed to come off after the red lyrium shit folk've dealt with by now when you're here in Skyhold? That'd be gone and in a fire. Or maybe the researchers'dve gotten their mitts on it but-- you have legs for wearing Templar embroidered armour when it makes a comeback." Look he can do reassuring because someone bred some weird practicality into him and he is not entirely made of asshole. Also people with lyrium in them probably shouldn't be left solo. Kind of concerning. Stroganugg agrees, squeaking and pawing around until he makes himself comfortable after blinking in Cade's direction several times.
(Don't worry, none of Yngvi's nugs have poker faces yet, teaching twenty at once is a slow process this far from their roots.)
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That's not ominous at all. Yngvi rolls out, literally, and there's sort of silence in his wake for a bit for several long minutes. Healers, birds, the fire always burning by the healers, then rustling as he reappears because he's herpes Cade, he is the worst form of herpes because he speaks.
But he does not have leeches.
He has a nug.
"Stroganugg, Cade. Cade, Stroganugg. And look. If the leg is still there? It's not coming off now because let's look at the facts of how stretched Skyhold actually is because Skyhold is pretty stretched, says the person from Kirkwall that lived in Darktown and Lowtown when the refugees came flooding in. Nothing smells. You're not delusional. If they thought it needed to come off after the red lyrium shit folk've dealt with by now when you're here in Skyhold? That'd be gone and in a fire. Or maybe the researchers'dve gotten their mitts on it but-- you have legs for wearing Templar embroidered armour when it makes a comeback." Look he can do reassuring because someone bred some weird practicality into him and he is not entirely made of asshole. Also people with lyrium in them probably shouldn't be left solo. Kind of concerning. Stroganugg agrees, squeaking and pawing around until he makes himself comfortable after blinking in Cade's direction several times.
(Don't worry, none of Yngvi's nugs have poker faces yet, teaching twenty at once is a slow process this far from their roots.)