A spoon clatters back down into the drawer, because holy shit, Alan. "Office chair racing." Please stop giving him stupid modern ideas to implement in Thedas, Alan. Alan, why do you say these things, Alan.

"Or...wheelchairs, too, but those are for like...sick people. But office chairs! Chairs with wheels! Yeah, yeah, and you can just roll around your room instead of getting up all the time, and if you're really bored, you get a couple people pushing people in chairs and have a race down the hall!"

They totally didn't do that in the base all the time or anything.

"I mean, it, y'know, wouldn't really work that well for stand-up unless it's part of a joke, but man..."