"Uh, demonstrably not true. They can totally bite. It's just that their teeth aren't gonna rip you to shreds. Also? They kick like a motherfucker. So it's not like they're not dangerous in their own right."

That's not really why he's making a show of himself, though. Horses aren't, generally, at all scary. Just...he feels kind of stupid because of course riding horses wouldn't be a quick thing to learn, but this still feels like a long time to figure it out. Ugh. Dumb!

"This guy just likes chewing on my hair, though, so that's okay. I think maybe he knows me from when I used to sleep in the stables... On accident. Not. Y'know. Not because I didn't have anywhere."