"You and the augur would literally never shut up if you met, you aren't going to Honey Badger Hold." At least not while Yngvi's around. Because how will Gjurd police Yngvi getting up to no good? "Also never be near Aura if she shows up, she's all about spirits and swinging swords too, don't want you near her or I'll set twenty nugs on you and we'll see what they make of a thing like you. They come from the Deep Roads that're full of Darkspawn, look at them. They know things no one was meant to know."

Behold those beady black eyes, fathomless pits of unknowable horrors. Fear the nugs. Fear them.

"Pretty sure you're a thing the Chantry would set on fire. Have the Templars do a Templar thing around in the big Templar skirts. The mages wouldn't be allowed to clap eyes on you unless it was to see how you worked then they'd end up with sunbursts on their heads. You sound like a shady demon thing though, spirits don't do the whole up inside a person the way you're doing it. Spirits are-- a thing. Demons now. Well demons like to have teeth." Look. Yngvi's not wrong from a certain point of view about that bit.