"It was a shock to me when it first happened. I don't think it's something you learn as much as it's something that just happens to you? Some people can shoot shit out of their marks; I can't do that." Yeah, because knowing your luck, you'd miss every time. "Shield's a pretty good deal though. Bounces rocks off. Keeps from getting speared too badly from red lyrium. Stuff like that. Makes it feel a lot more useful than just closing rifts, even though that's also the really, really important part. But good to know you can stuff something in your corset and still breathe. I thought that was part of the deal, not being able to breathe in those things. Not that I want to find out."

Please imagine Church in a corset now. You're welcome.

"You know how hot it is for you to say that while you're cleaning a weapon? From one friend to another. That's hot. In a scary way."