"That would honestly just increase my work flow I think," he says, half-joking as well. He appreciates the offer, but he doesn't want people to get stabbed. Alright, maybe a few of them could use a beating, but still.

"It's not worth it. Mostly drunks and people who feel/see a kind hand and think probably hoping it's just more then that." A pause as he considers something. "Or someone making bets on where and how long they can go."