"Oh my god, no, but if you're really evil, don't mind a smell, and have gloves, you could totally ruin the fuck out of someone's day!" Please...please do not give drunk Church ideas.

"Okay okay okay, like, the drinking, do the kids drink? Like, law-wise. I don't know. Do we have laws about underage drinking here? Is that--is that a thing, or do we not care who drinks?"