"I got horse spit in my hair," he whines, because he is an adult like that. "Y'know, I don't think I've ever seen a horse in person before." No, he knows he hasn't, because planets that aren't Earth probably don't have horses. He thinks he's got a memory of meeting horses back on Earth when he was a kid--but he wasn't there, and he decides not to follow that thought down the fucked up rabbit hole.

"I mean, I'm just...kind of wandering, I guess. I'm amazed I haven't been chased out by anyone yet. Guess a napping guy isn't really about to steal a horse for any adventures, huh."