"Are you half-dwarf or something?" Not that elves in Thedas are averse, exactly, to going places because some of them will go wherever anyone would take them and the Wardens will of course be made welcome in Orzammar since he's explained, bitterly and at length, about what a shit place Orzammar is, but there's the height and the hair and something about Legolas that has Yngvi thinking of other overly tall elves. Elves he can't picture enjoying in dark, damp, cramped places.
(Thranduil's robes would snag, a travesty. Yngvi can only picture him in those, he prefers not to imagine he has legs at all.)
That's the first concern, back to the what they're doing bit. "So you're, like, high up then? 'Your people'? I've done this for people who had folk on the payroll, me and the rest of the Boneflayers got paid by lords or ladies or whatever title they had to do something like this over land disputes. Not this scaled but s'not hard work. Boring. More fun if you're baiting things. Fighting someone."
At least his keg is going to smell beautiful, the nugs will be all over it when he trundles it back to the Gallows after. Even Saucisse might be into it, he's already fished the kitten out the garden more times than he thought he'd have to.
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(Thranduil's robes would snag, a travesty. Yngvi can only picture him in those, he prefers not to imagine he has legs at all.)
That's the first concern, back to the what they're doing bit. "So you're, like, high up then? 'Your people'? I've done this for people who had folk on the payroll, me and the rest of the Boneflayers got paid by lords or ladies or whatever title they had to do something like this over land disputes. Not this scaled but s'not hard work. Boring. More fun if you're baiting things. Fighting someone."
At least his keg is going to smell beautiful, the nugs will be all over it when he trundles it back to the Gallows after. Even Saucisse might be into it, he's already fished the kitten out the garden more times than he thought he'd have to.