"No. No...no, not like blood mages. Like uhhh ghouls? Like...demons, kind of? I mean, generally speaking, holy symbols keep 'em away."

Why is he debating vampires? This is dumb. "Whatever, I just hope they aren't real here, cuz tall, dark, and fuzzy is bad enough." Thankfully nothing freaky is happening right here right now. Only a matter of time, though, let's be honest.

"Hey, you think maybe this thing only triggers when someone's standing there?"