Ah, lye soap with animal fat. The stinging tingle of Fereldan made goods. He would sigh but it was better than nothing. This close to actually being clean and not at all above showing off he began unbuckling his armor and removing his boots, walking to the hot water. Of course, then, she asked that and-

"My dear Merrill- A joke is no longer funny if I have to explain it. Also when you are hungry you put the cucumber in your mouth. When you are...hungry in another way, you put it somewhere else entirely."