Oh please don’t tempt me. I’d hate to break a promise— let alone two. Especially when it won’t even come with the bonus of companionship.

[Mischievous tone dropped only a beat later, falling into faint shadow like the both of them.]

The shortest Blight in history, if memory serves...and perhaps the most costly, depending on who you ask. Smart of you to keep your head down.

Perhaps not so much this time.

[But we can’t all be perfect.]