foxsays: (Every pearl is a lynx)
Araceli ([personal profile] foxsays) wrote in [community profile] faderift 2016-01-22 08:55 pm (UTC)

From her spot repairing a pile of hay, she's listening carefully for someone in potential distress or with a question but sex on a ladder? That has her approaching with the pitchfork still in hand, waving at them both before she plants the pitchfork prongs down in the ground to lean on it.

"If the instructor might cut in, sex on a ladder is absolutely an advanced technique, usually only carried out by the experts." She might just be pulling his leg but well there's something more easy to damage for men than woman when it comes to sex and ladders. "Though I will have no broken bones, you may save that for your extracurricular shenanigans."

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