"I'm perfectly content to be a scaredy cat about it," says Mobius, who is fully aware of the slang and is choosing to be more friendly about it. "I think I'd rather take a dip in a river instead. Less salty, just as cold, might not drown, probably won't get bashed to smithereens on rocks."

It's very Kirkwall, this so-called beach. Unpleasant with just enough effort from the people around to make do. He lifts a snack at her before popping it in his mouth. "I'll just enjoy the view."