They are everywhere. Just a stampede out of literally nowhere. Everywhere! They're all over a certain human guy, who just cannot seem to get them off him.
See Church. See Church flail. Flail, Church, flail. Flail and run around in circles, cursing every English curse under the sun. And some in Spanish. It's actually pretty entertaining to those not currently covered in chickens. Feathers are everywhere.
"jesus fucking christ get these stupid fluffy shits off me they're fucking everywhere ow this son of a bitch just scratched me get off what the fuck they're gonna shit all over me the shitting fucking bastards I'm gonna fry you all up and baste you if you don't get the fuck off"
is generally the kind of ranting that can be heard beneath the feathers.
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See Church. See Church flail. Flail, Church, flail. Flail and run around in circles, cursing every English curse under the sun. And some in Spanish. It's actually pretty entertaining to those not currently covered in chickens. Feathers are everywhere.
"jesus fucking christ get these stupid fluffy shits off me they're fucking everywhere ow this son of a bitch just scratched me get off what the fuck they're gonna shit all over me the shitting fucking bastards I'm gonna fry you all up and baste you if you don't get the fuck off"
is generally the kind of ranting that can be heard beneath the feathers.