Church does not know what he has to do. All he knows is the stupid bit of magical hell demon portal rift in his hand is acting up in a fucked up way, and, oh, there's chaos going on out there somewhere at the- the tavern? Ugh, what the fuck.

So of course, stupid him has to go and check it out like a dumbass. Aaaaand there's some demons and a tear in shit and he still can't work his fucking crossbow. What the fuck? Should he just leave it to the people who know what they're doing?? Generally speaking he's never been surrounded by people who know what they're doing, so this is weird to him that it's a viable option.

Maybe more people were gonna come falling out like he did into the swamp. That'd be cool.