Wow Korrin rude, the bear carcasses are about the only thing this place has going for it, Asher would never hear of such slander were it voiced to him. "What I lack in size compared to some of your monsters, I make up for in other ways, they're just jealous I can go to an Avvar hold where 'anyone who'll have me' actually does mean pretty much everyone, even the thanes."

There's no better way to gain the approval of a thane than to give them a night they'll never forget.

"Honestly, most Chantry mothers have faces on them like dogs chewing a wasp so I doubt anyone would notice if you just shoved an actual dog into their fancy frocks."