"Oh, good! He'll definitely help; he's good at that." Which Merrill probably isn't supposed to spread around, but oh well. Varric's reputation mostly relies on his chest hair anyway.

"I try not to, but other than the blatantly obvious ones, sometimes I'll be part of the way through and catch something. You know I once actually had someone tell me they thought we danced naked around campfires to celebrate?" Thanks a lot, Anders. "But- I also suppose I can just cross out the lies. You know, in order to help the other readers."

She's going to vandalize the shit out of some books.