Life in Camp Shady Fuckers

[unbrokenoath]

WHO: Everyone living in or visiting the Warden camp
WHAT: Just some low-key action-spammy stuff for a bunch of sketchy losers who got tossed into the camp for sketchy losers. And the people who come to hang out because sketchy losers are the coolest losers.
WHEN: Vaguely stretching around Cloudreach?? Nothing is set in stone, time is an illusion
WHERE: Camp Shady Fuckers The Warden camp
NOTES: Just throw whatever warnings necessary in the heads of your threads

Just throw opens or whatever up this is a low-key general mingly kinda thing for hanging out and shouting at each other. Feel free to interrupt other threads or whatever and idk man this is basically like a network post but in real life.

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In the Still of the Night

[doneisdone]

[As previously mentioned, Teren likes the night watch, and she is often alone in doing so. Whatever nefarious things she does in the nighttime, they seem to be limited to wandering the camp and sometimes practicing embroidery by candlelight. Tonight she has heard a noise.

Holding her lantern, she strolls over to its source and clears her throat loudly.]

Is everything all right, [she asks, knowing full well that it probably is.]

[justice_is_blond]

[If it was anyone who didn't tend to be very serious, he might have said yes. But it's Teren. Which means:]

No. There's a terribly dangerous beast with terribly dangerous claws on the loose. You may want to--ow! Maker's balls.

[Never, ever let a cat stick its face in your teacup, clearly, because it will be up at all hours.]

[doneisdone]

[The sounds of a struggle are unmistakeable, but Anders is clearly in at least a small amount of distress.

It's all right, he's being sarcastic. He can handle it.]

Carry on then, [she says in a sing-song voice, and strolls back away again.]

[justice_is_blond]

Teren. Teren no, save me!

[He's not serious at all, though Purrelden is very, very determined to defeat his nose tonight for some reason.]

If you don't want to save me, save Nate, because Purrelden's about to be deposited on him.

[pinprick]

No she's not, [Nate growls. More motion can be heard inside the tent.]

[justice_is_blond]

Oh no, my arms are moving, they're picking her up, I can't stop them. Teren, you're Nate's only hope.

[There's a clunk, because someone's cot has just fallen over. This is what happens when you try to get up while your legs are tangled in blankets, you're laughing, and you've got a wiggling kitten in your hands.]

[doneisdone]

[These two. She continues walking away, trying not to let the smirk be heard when she replies:]

In death, sacrifice.