Life in Camp Shady Fuckers

[unbrokenoath]

WHO: Everyone living in or visiting the Warden camp
WHAT: Just some low-key action-spammy stuff for a bunch of sketchy losers who got tossed into the camp for sketchy losers. And the people who come to hang out because sketchy losers are the coolest losers.
WHEN: Vaguely stretching around Cloudreach?? Nothing is set in stone, time is an illusion
WHERE: Camp Shady Fuckers The Warden camp
NOTES: Just throw whatever warnings necessary in the heads of your threads

Just throw opens or whatever up this is a low-key general mingly kinda thing for hanging out and shouting at each other. Feel free to interrupt other threads or whatever and idk man this is basically like a network post but in real life.

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[justice_is_blond]

[If it was anyone who didn't tend to be very serious, he might have said yes. But it's Teren. Which means:]

No. There's a terribly dangerous beast with terribly dangerous claws on the loose. You may want to--ow! Maker's balls.

[Never, ever let a cat stick its face in your teacup, clearly, because it will be up at all hours.]

[doneisdone]

[The sounds of a struggle are unmistakeable, but Anders is clearly in at least a small amount of distress.

It's all right, he's being sarcastic. He can handle it.]

Carry on then, [she says in a sing-song voice, and strolls back away again.]

[justice_is_blond]

Teren. Teren no, save me!

[He's not serious at all, though Purrelden is very, very determined to defeat his nose tonight for some reason.]

If you don't want to save me, save Nate, because Purrelden's about to be deposited on him.

[pinprick]

No she's not, [Nate growls. More motion can be heard inside the tent.]

[justice_is_blond]

Oh no, my arms are moving, they're picking her up, I can't stop them. Teren, you're Nate's only hope.

[There's a clunk, because someone's cot has just fallen over. This is what happens when you try to get up while your legs are tangled in blankets, you're laughing, and you've got a wiggling kitten in your hands.]

[doneisdone]

[These two. She continues walking away, trying not to let the smirk be heard when she replies:]

In death, sacrifice.