Life in Camp Shady Fuckers

[unbrokenoath]

WHO: Everyone living in or visiting the Warden camp
WHAT: Just some low-key action-spammy stuff for a bunch of sketchy losers who got tossed into the camp for sketchy losers. And the people who come to hang out because sketchy losers are the coolest losers.
WHEN: Vaguely stretching around Cloudreach?? Nothing is set in stone, time is an illusion
WHERE: Camp Shady Fuckers The Warden camp
NOTES: Just throw whatever warnings necessary in the heads of your threads

Just throw opens or whatever up this is a low-key general mingly kinda thing for hanging out and shouting at each other. Feel free to interrupt other threads or whatever and idk man this is basically like a network post but in real life.

Comments

[byblow]

I was trying to imply that maybe we could get away with trading Nathaniel for Hercules instead, [ he says, ] if we gagged him or something, but now that thought's never getting out of my head. Thanks.

[justice_is_blond]

You'd have to deal with more than him.

[Anders holds up the cat on his lap.]

The Hero of Purrelden would come after you.

[unbrokenoath]

Oh. Well, maybe--

[ A thoughtful pause, after which she scoots over to pet Ander's cat. ]

Anything but a cat hating me. Nathaniel is useful, anyway.

[byblow]

[ Both of those tags warrant a derisive sound. Alistair just makes one said noise, for efficiency's sake. ]

[justice_is_blond]

[Anders raises an eyebrow and makes Purrelden stand before making one little paw gesture in Alistair's direction.

Purrelden doesn't seem to mind it, though maybe the petting's soothing the wild beast.]

I'm sure he'll be glad to hear he's useful.

[unbrokenoath]

Maker's ass, don't tell him. We're sorry. Right.

[ She turns to look at Alistair, a smirk tugging at her lips. She looks very sorry. ]

[byblow]

Are we?

[justice_is_blond]

[Anders snorts. Nate is very useful, thank you very much. And more than useful.]

[sunshinethroughgrey]

You know all I've heard from this conversation that's useful is that we should just send the Hero of Purreldan to save Hercules, as he's the most useful of us all. Also, Nathaniel can be his back-up plan if something goes wrong.

[Bethany states tartly, as she finishes the heel with a hum of satisfaction.]